TUM #68: Don Ho’s Bones

April 4th, 2008
  • AMP/Libsyn
  • Theme song
  • 2 for 2
  • guest x 2 (Jeremy Charzan & Latte Don)
  • no topics & giggle fits
  • Dedication to S2 (hey mate!)
  • Josh Woodward - Honcho Graham From Birmingham
  • Latte musical assumptions
  • duct taped show
  • Addie has sticky stuff
  • reeds and topical solutions
  • Wind section and MIA ukulele
  • Addie has clarinet skills
  • Not actually time to sip
  • The show so nice Latte had to listen thrice
  • Mr. Kawfy’s clarinet solo
  • Dmax distress DEFCON 5
  • Actual Music
  • Shout Magic - Branch Davidian
  • Tuesday Night Twisted Pretzel Ride
  • 3 AM segue missed (thank goodness)
  • Ancients of Mumu
  • Another weird word
  • cawfee Vs Kawfy
  • People from NY think people from NJ sound like people from LI
  • Seuss sounds surfy
  • sweet potatoes Vs yams
  • Iron cookware
  • Veggie Turd Casserole
  • Quiche pudding
  • do you believe in the ceiling cat?
  • Easter Incident
  • Electric chair bling
  • Elijah Wyman - The Storm Outside Your Car
  • What damage could Mr. Kawfee do with a double reed?
  • Hummers are for dicks (in case you were confused)
  • FUH2 / tossing grenades in el caminos
  • Wanted trailer (segue connection)
  • Addie would kick Angelina out of bed
  • “What in a treehouse?”
  • another videocast moment?
  • Junkie (sugar problem?) swoons in the Kawfy shop
  • day in the life: dog walker
  • Genius 10 minute segues
  • Soft People - The Vapors
  • Sippin’ With Seuss - Delirium Nocturnum
  • Fuckhim & Shithead
  • Pink elephants?
  • Seuss’ amazing 5″ head
  • Mr. Kawfy’s telltale beer mustache
  • 80’s gadgets & tapper
  • Did someone say picture pages pen?
  • Dog drama & Lyme disease
  • Society Hill Veterinary Hospital
  • Mucho Maestro - Lightbulb In the Sky
  • the deadly bulb / pigleg
  • Patrick Duffy / Jack Lord’s Hairdo
  • Mother Fuckin’ Lightbulb head
  • Nobody wants a cranky nightmare
  • YES, Send music now!
  • Jeremy has a theremin
  • TED theremin virtuoso
  • VIX Emporium / DANGER! DANGER!
  • We crack we up

TUM #67: Velocipedes and Mustaches

March 22nd, 2008
  • AMP / LibSyn
  • Powered by coat hanger, speak & spell & sawblades
  • (castblaster sux)
  • Latte Don up in here
  • Seuss bought a pig in a poke
  • Artists without labels
  • NIN - Ghosts 1 #8
  • withholding the snake dance
  • do we need to do a videocast?
  • dance tourettes
  • Addie’s lost in a cloud
  • cat shows not well received
  • What is topol? (overwhitened cats)
  • less cat ladies than expected
  • feline anal exams
  • cat detail shop
  • freaky body builder teen
  • paint my tan on smoothly, NOW!
  • Latte Don to compete his physique
  • “he’d look great shiny”
  • He said glitter lotion
  • Seuss secretly desires a green thong
  • John Mayer in crazy Borat thong
  • a pubic wonderland
  • Cagey House - Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists
  • is it almost midnight yet?
  • curiousing
  • Latte Don melts into the chair
  • woman toilet hybrid experiment
  • knotty yarn
  • Reel Geezer film reviews - Superbad
  • penis up / penis down
  • shave and a haircut
  • UGG-ly
  • Scott Baio is 46 and wtf is wrong with TV?
  • “God bless Willie Ames”
  • TV confessions
  • cassingles
  • rockin’ out to 45s in the basement
  • musical fun times
  • Merlin will defeat you
  • Addie gets all her owls at the 2nd mile
  • Send us 80’s era electronic toy glamour shots
  • Gringo Motel - Tiny Little Hands
  • the happy cat noise
  • Sippin’ With Seuss - Petit la Chouffe
  • chouff = gnomes
  • sidestepping gnomes
  • sounds of vaudeville
  • get to sippin’
  • Seuss enjoys a good particle
  • nasty pirate grog
  • rating: 3 mustaches & a mustache hologram delivered via satellite
  • guys on velocipedes
  • Beat Under Control - Sacred
  • vicious microphones
  • d-max is a sad clown
  • pervy snuffy
  • mustaches allowed
  • paint-on hairdos
  • comb-overs
  • “dude, you’re orange”
  • too much green for St. Patty’s day
  • slutty whores look like whorey sluts
  • underwear in the “check other” category
  • revealing genital clefts
  • yelling gibberish out car windows
  • veggie peltings
  • penis shaped welts
  • dildo evidence timing
  • Victoria’s secret is out
  • Curb Service - A prior trial that has since been
  • the sound of a dog stepping on your shit
  • new email address
  • Barack O’bama
  • strategic sticker placement
  • future ukulele twanging
  • don’t say flaccid or moist
  • Ice Cream Jones

TUM #66: Opacity

February 19th, 2008

TUM #65: It’ll Ride Up With Wear

December 11th, 2007
    • Props to AMP & Libsyn
    • Addie’s direct approach
    • Giggly as hell
    • In studio guest Gregory (of the Fishtown Gregorys)
  • Cagey House - The Banker Withdrawals
    • Soundtrack for champagne bar or tight fitting jeans boutique
    • Do these pants make us look fatulous or fabulous?
    • Seuss is a PJ pants wearing podcaster
    • We forgot all the cool things to say
    • Gregory’s Saul Bass title obsession
    • Libraries have DVDs (feel free to make a copy for personal use)
    • Vertigo is not a fear of heights
    • Which is better for polishing optical media… Brasso or Colgate?
    • Michael Cunningham is evocative
    • Sippin’ With Seuss: Spaten Optimator
    • Addie forgot Nikolaus Tag
    • Jesus Vs. Nikolaus
    • Search site for Nikolaus Tag to hear Addie sing
    • Gregory was is #1 on google for “plymouth gibson”
    • Mimbo or Himbo?
    • Gregory’s security protocols
    • Bavarian bodybuilder
  • Clem Snide - I Believe Your Lies
    • Where is White Castle?
    • Drive thru liquor stores (there’s one in NJ!)
    • The Fishtown briefcase
    • Coors Lite pony bottle? Gregory is convinced
    • Seuss munches brownies
  • Postal Service - The District Sleeps Alone Tonight
  • Burning Babylon - Malawi Voodoo
    • No shrieks
    • Jeans horn? foot numbness is normal
    • Spotting John Inman
    • Watching things of things
    • Bone Brothers
    • Where’s that red one gonna go?
  • Kev Trout - Dark Winter Trees
    • The Books (includes found sounds from the LOC)
    • Calling Canada (will hockey or beer be mentioned?)
    • Outro Quatro Bounce
    • Embracing restraint
    • NJ/PA friends are separated by a river for a reason
    • Bizarro Jerry
    • 140 character (or less) wisdom from Gregory
    • Risk of mochi suffocation
    • VIX par-tay Dec. 14th 6pm (learn stuff!)

TUM #64: Ritualistic Santa Killing

November 28th, 2007
    • International time traveling guests
    • May I go to the bathroom? - auf deutsc
    • Multiple language personalities
    • Philly sucks in November
  • Artemis - Hypno
    • Going for ubermellow
    • Doing the tourist thing at Independence Hall
    • Farewell Lord Nelson
    • Philly outdoor art
  • Elijah Wyman - There Is Love Here
    • Sippin’ With Seuss: Satan Belgium Red
    • The 2nd beep you hear is actually the only beep you hear
    • Incoherent Bookie Nookies?
    • Beer bottle art
    • Addie needs a book diary
    • Seuss’ giant head & I Married An Axe Murderer
    • Katja teaches proper slurping
    • Have we sold our souls?
    • Beer selection bragging
    • Moustaches as ratings and as retribution
    • Niagara pour
  • bill - Nite Owl
  • Gringo Motel - Cantina Massacre
    • World tour with Joff & Katja (USA - Fiji - AUS - NZ - Singapore - Hong Kong)
    • Vampire Sheep
    • Bone clothing
    • Katja shares a story about her coconuts
  • The Subterraneans - On The Road (the good old days)
    • Ritualistic Santa Killing
    • Santa-stronaut
    • Window display elevators
    • Mannequin / Seuss’ famous appendage
    • Aliens on next episode